The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
I'm really sad so I google image searched "bears doing human things" to cheer myself up
— Sweet Potato Pie Day (@sailornegro) November 12, 2015
I'm looking for the kind of life stress that an adult coloring book might solve.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 9, 2015
Was All Dogs Go To Heaven really just a movie about dead dogs for kids?
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 12, 2015
Overheard a dad telling his little girl that babies come out of women's tummies. She said, "No. I don't like that." I await her alternative.
— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) November 12, 2015
Boy, I saw your blue eyes across the cafe and you were cutting food with a fork and I just want to tell you that you should use a knife, boy
— Manda Likewine (@Manda_like_wine) November 12, 2015
Mary J. Blige dancing looks like when you press ALL of the buttons on your controller.
— Issa Rae (@IssaRae) November 13, 2015
I just spoke to a young American adult who has never seen Die Hard and now I believe in the War on Christmas.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 11, 2015
Disney not releasing a line of Frozen pizzas seems like a real missed opportunity
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 10, 2015
Feminist sex is so nice. Especially after you turn over and drink ice cold male tears to recharge your hoeism.
— Olivia Woke (@Sinesipho_) November 12, 2015
In the next Fantastic 4 the invisible woman is just a lady over 40 with no special powers.
— Bez (@Bez) November 6, 2015
hey boy, are you my period? because you're annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 8, 2015
If someone insults you make it seem like you misunderstood the insult as a compliment and respond: "Thank you so much!"
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) November 10, 2015
salazar slytherin is the weird conservative uncle that everyone just ignores and pretends doesn't exist
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) November 12, 2015
Voting for whoever promises more movies with Kirsten Dunst and Julia Stiles.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) November 12, 2015
ATTENTION: ANGELA BASSETT JUST HAD HER ARM AROUND ME FOR A FULL MINUTE, PLEASE READ THAT IN MY EULOGY GOODBYE
— anna kopsky (@annacatkopsky) November 13, 2015
girl are u my neighbor's wifi? cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) November 13, 2015
You know who is not offended by the Starbucks holiday coffee cup? Colorblind people, the Bloods, and.... mostly everyone.
— Negin Farsad (@NeginFarsad) November 10, 2015
"Unsubscribe." -me to my alarm every morning
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) November 13, 2015
a horror movie called The Wakening where you have to wake my kids up for school
— Li'l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) November 13, 2015
I once dated an apostrophe. Too possessive.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 12, 2015
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